Topic: Sometimes, the funniest stories are true
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Wed 06/17/15 01:02 PM
"" Arkansas cops are seeking the public’s
assistance in identifying a pantsless man who
was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating
next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go
convenience store.
According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses
reported seeing a white male standing next to
a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the
male did not have any pants on and appeared
to be masturbating.”
One witness snapped a photo of the man, who
“realized he was being watched and quickly
left the area.” It is unclear whether the man
completed the act before departing.
Members of the public are encouraged to
contact the Springdale Criminal Investigation
Division
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/kum-go-suspect-890532




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Wed 06/17/15 01:46 PM
from the pic shot , he is wearing yellow shorts <shrug>

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Wed 06/17/15 02:11 PM
One day a while back I noticed a kid around 15 or so looking in my living room window from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad daylight. He had his weenie out and was wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by teh time the got there he was gone. Male and female police officers, man says to me "Why do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was finished???" The female cop busted out laughing.

Found out later this kid was trouble. he'd beat his Grandmother up pretty bad.

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Wed 06/17/15 02:14 PM

One day a while back I noticed a kid around 15 or so looking in my living room window from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad daylight. He had his weenie out and was wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by teh time the got there he was gone. Male and female police officers, man says to me "Why do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was finished???" The female cop busted out laughing.

Found out later this kid was trouble. he'd beat his Grandmother up pretty bad.


good answer : )

hope the grandmother is ok

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Wed 06/17/15 02:27 PM
One day a while back I noticed a kid around
15 or so looking in my living room window
from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad
daylight. He had his weenie out and was
wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by
teh time the got there he was gone. Male and
female police officers, man says to me "Why
do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was
finished???" The female cop busted out
laughing.

laugh