Topic: Sometimes, the funniest stories are true | |
---|---|
"" Arkansas cops are seeking the public’s
assistance in identifying a pantsless man who was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go convenience store. According to police in Springdale, “Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating.” One witness snapped a photo of the man, who “realized he was being watched and quickly left the area.” It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing. Members of the public are encouraged to contact the Springdale Criminal Investigation Division http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/kum-go-suspect-890532 |
|
|
|
from the pic shot , he is wearing yellow shorts <shrug>
|
|
|
|
One day a while back I noticed a kid around 15 or so looking in my living room window from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad daylight. He had his weenie out and was wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by teh time the got there he was gone. Male and female police officers, man says to me "Why do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was finished???" The female cop busted out laughing.
Found out later this kid was trouble. he'd beat his Grandmother up pretty bad. |
|
|
|
One day a while back I noticed a kid around 15 or so looking in my living room window from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad daylight. He had his weenie out and was wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by teh time the got there he was gone. Male and female police officers, man says to me "Why do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was finished???" The female cop busted out laughing. Found out later this kid was trouble. he'd beat his Grandmother up pretty bad. good answer : ) hope the grandmother is ok |
|
|
|
One day a while back I noticed a kid around
15 or so looking in my living room window from a hill on the neighbor's yard, broad daylight. He had his weenie out and was wacking away.... Called the cops, of course by teh time the got there he was gone. Male and female police officers, man says to me "Why do you think he left?" I said "Cause he was finished???" The female cop busted out laughing. |
|
|