Topic: Drinks and Sex on the house
Rooster35's photo
Sun 06/14/15 10:59 PM
Edited by Rooster35 on Sun 06/14/15 11:01 PM
A licensed brothel in Salzburg, Austria, is offering free entrance, free drinks and free Sex all summer in protest of what its owner says are punitive taxes.
"In the last decade I have paid taxes of almost 5 million," Herman Muller, Salzburg's "red light district king" was quoted as saying by The Local, a European news portal. "The problem is, the tax office wants more and more, and they are not cracking down on illegal street and apartment prostitution."
As a result, his Pascha establishment in Salzburg posted the following offer on its website:" we are not paying taxes any more. Effective immediately: Free Entrance! Free Drinks! Free Sex!"
Muller complains that officials come to his business every 14 days, leaving him no room for manoeuvres.
Hundreds of disappointed customers have had to be turned away since the summer special because the house was full, Muller told the paper.

http://rt.com/news/267130-austrian-brothel-free-sex/

Way to go Muller laugh That's one way of not bucking the system! :banana:

no1phD's photo
Sun 06/14/15 11:26 PM
thank God!! I was getting really tired of paying for my own drinks..:banana:

Rooster35's photo
Sun 06/14/15 11:43 PM

thank God!! I was getting really tired of paying for my own drinks..:banana:

rofl rofl

LTme's photo
Mon 06/15/15 05:13 AM

My buddy Obediah was telling me about this awesome bar at the South end. He insisted we go there to check it out. He said:
- unlimited draft beer 50 cents a glass
- friendly people
- and if you go upstairs, all the sex you want FOR FREE !!

So I asked Obediah:
It sounds great. But have you ever been there?

"No." He said.
"But my sister has!"

Sojourning_Soul's photo
Mon 06/15/15 06:07 AM
Edited by Sojourning_Soul on Mon 06/15/15 06:10 AM

We have one of those "dens of inequity" in the USA. It's called Congress!

Your tax dollars at work bigsmile

Rooster35's photo
Mon 06/15/15 06:21 AM


We have one of those "dens of inequity" in the USA. It's called Congress!

Your tax dollars at work bigsmile


rofl

Although the White House did get its action on with Slick-Willy and poor innocent Monica :banana:
Maybe the IRS ought to demand it's share from the Washington Bordello :laughing:

LTme's photo
Mon 06/15/15 06:25 AM
Yes R3,
The Lewinsky scandal was so serious, President Clinton strongly considered resigning.

But he decided to stick it out a little longer.

Sojourning_Soul's photo
Mon 06/15/15 07:24 AM
Edited by Sojourning_Soul on Mon 06/15/15 07:27 AM

Yes R3,
The Lewinsky scandal was so serious, President Clinton strongly considered resigning.

But he decided to stick it out a little longer.


Hitlery hadn't gotten her turn yet to "stand by her man" for the cameras and they were both too busy shredding documents and arranging character assassinations of any witnesses

LTme's photo
Mon 06/15/15 07:45 AM
Shortly after the scandal broke, the First Family went on vacation, which involved Bill, Hill, & Chelsea on horseback.
It's clear in that video Hill gave Bill cold shoulder.
The man from the White House was in the dog house.

She doesn't love him because of that, but despite that.

They're both policy wonks.

no photo
Mon 06/15/15 08:34 AM

Yes R3,
The Lewinsky scandal was so serious, President Clinton strongly considered resigning.

But he decided to stick it out a little longer.

ISWYDT! laugh

LTme's photo
Mon 06/15/15 11:49 AM
Well RA,
Governor Clinton used to play the saxophone,
before he switched to the whoreMonica.

Rooster35's photo
Mon 06/15/15 10:25 PM

Well RA,
Governor Clinton used to play the saxophone,
before he switched to the whoreMonica.

rofl except she's the one who's making the music.

mikeybgood1's photo
Tue 06/16/15 07:46 AM
Bill Clinton de-planes from Air Force One after a trip to Arkansas. The Secret Service agent at the bottom of the stairs notices the President has a pig under each arm.

Raising an eyebrow in the direction of Slick Willy as he steps on the tarmac, the President says, "These are genuine Arkansas razorback pigs. I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea!"

Without missing a beat the agent opens the limo door and replies, "Excellent trade Sir!"

Rock's photo
Tue 06/16/15 07:50 AM
Thanks.
I have vacation time coming up.
This thread helped decide where I'm spending my time off.

zoomett's photo
Fri 06/19/15 11:17 PM
LOL!! Well said!