One day an Amish family visits the big city for the first time for any
of them. As they are walking down the street, the wife notices some
pretty cloth in a store window that just happens to also be in a large
hotel. The wife, thinking that the cloth would really come in handy,
decides to go into the store to see how much it is.
The father and son, not wanting to get lost, sit in the lobby and wait
for the woman to finish her shopping. As they are sitting there they
notice an old woman walk on to the elevator and watch the door close. A
few minutes later, the door re-opens and a beautiful woman walks out of
the same elevator the old woman had walked into moments earlier.
Just then the father says to his son, “Quick Jr. Go get your mother!”

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