See now we know why there are so many matchless socks in world
not the washer after all
They've migrated to Goof's house

I hope he's enjoying that hot pink tie-dyed one that disappeared last week

OR guys everywhere have yet ANOTHER pervy habit we have just now discovered

Cripes and here I thought
"Look honey I am holding the wash cloth "was a trick all guys knew

not sure I wanna know all .... about all that

No fair.. I just spit tea everywhere... I am so gonna watch Pancho and my socks

See..ya'll know what I am saying

Sweetheart.
You only need worry about you knee highs.

Haaahaa

just don't put anything in the dryer
things shrink in there

I won't need to he is offering to dry them for me...

My sock drawer runneth over.

Heeeheeee

I don't? I wouldn't?
Phone number I don't really care about. They could be using a burner phone so if anything happens it doesn't help the cops or whomever.

And I have absolutely no desire to sit and chat on the phone for hours like a teenage girl for days or weeks before meeting only to find after 10 minutes I'm not really interested.

There is no difference between sitting online and building a fake relationship and sitting on the phone and building a fake relationship, before meeting in person.


I wouldn't meet without some kind of picture.
Mostly just so I'm not wandering around somewhere asking random strangers "are you my date? Are you my date? Are you who I'm meeting?"

If I wanted to wander around asking random strangers if they're my date I wouldn't have come to an online dating site in the first place.