Men... you ever been with a big fat sloppy waitress type, you havent lived life till you have:) And, women if there is an equivilant for you, you are welcome to chime in as well

I dont get where you're going with this...

That sounds really demeaning.

yeah... your post is going to be a real hit with the ladies.. and you may consider staying out of the diners for awhile too..

No i have not & i don't think i ever will






i disagree

OP i can imagine you with a fat sloppy waitress type....hmmm Nice couple

Mr. Simplton, I hope some waitress that may be serving you in the near future isnt reading this. Its wise to never piss off the cook, or the person serving you.

I like big butts and I cannot lie......

Generally speaking, as soon as one becomes intimate with someone they describe as a "type," any sense of the so-called relationship being anything to be respected, goes out the door.

Think this is the kind of post that deserves to be posted in the Frog Princess Association hall of shame.

Apparently he won't be going out with about 99% of Mingle after this.

well there might yet be a sloppy waitress in his future...

Well id like to take credit for this line but it's actually from a neil simon play, back in a day when people could still think for themselves:)

and no mine was a big fat sloppy import/export broker... does that count?

but is it? coz the only one who may be offended is being payed the highest compliment.

Tell ya what it smells like darling


like locker room.mentality:post da.ugliest fattest beatch stories ya got then we can all high five each other and have a laugh at their expense

Does this mean, I can make a "biggest a@@hole thread ?


* Note to self- enter suggestion in 'thread ideas' in Chit Chat forum *

haahaaa now that one might be thread that keeps on giving

IMO everyone should.
They're a great reminder and motivator for why you should try harder.
Plus they can be lots of fun. Especially the more towards middle age they are, trying to hold on to the idea that they are 16 and just working there before going on to something better.

I especially like the small towns where there's only one or two "major" restaurants, usually an applebee's, chilis, and/or olive garden.

Then the uniform is like a doctors coat, since it's probably the best job within 50 miles, so it's like picking up a stewardess.

Larger towns are pretty bad.
I remember taking an applebee's waitress home and she was wearing swimsuit bottoms because she ran out of clean underwear, a couple of days before.
She had picked up a bunch of hours because christmas was coming up. So, not a lot of landscaping or bathing between back to back 14 hour shifts either.

All of that just meant a ton of stress that needed to be let out.
Stress venting sex is great.


Although, I don't know what you mean by "big fat," except to imply they are definitely not a hooters waitress, or an actress waiting tables.
Because restaurants tend to be somewhat biased in their hiring practices.
I have never seen a "darlene cates" working waiting tables, nor has anyone ever brought me my nachos driving a lil rascal.

WTF ?