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| Topic: Some nice Late Night host monologue gems | |
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This year's triple-crown hopeful has signed a marketing deal with Monster Energy Drinks for $7,000.000.oo
And if he doesn't win the triple-crown, he has a backup deal with Arby's. Seth Meyers "... Ford announced a recall of more than 3,000,000 cars & trucks. They say the cruise control can catch fire. How about that. One day you're driving an Explorer. The next day, it's a blazer." Jay Leno Former Rhodes Island Governor Chaffee announced yesterday he's running for president. Chaffee wants the U.S. to switch to the metric system. I will start. Lincoln Chaffee won't get within a kilometer of the White House. Seth Meyers "270 prominent scientists say within 40 years robots will be doing most of the jobs we do not want to do. Especially illegal robots from Mexico." Jay Leno Enjoy your weekend everybody. |
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