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OMG, who pays if I fall off and break something?
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: ladies don't poop or pass wind 
Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then.    
ha ha 
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This thread really is a gas.
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Edited by
2OLD2MESSAROUND
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Fri 06/05/15 05:47 AM
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One of my all time FAVORITE Seinfeld sitcoms; George caught taking a library book and keeping it in his bathroom - the librarian wouldn't allow him to return it!!! My dad used to always announce: 'gotta go to the LIBRARY'...before he'd head out back to the OUT HOUSE when we were on the farm! Mom would get pretty upset when he'd do that in front of company! 
 Bless my dear momma's  but after she'd had hemorrhoid surgery she was just one huge motorboat for flatulence:{normal daily count is around 10 - 15} she'd be well beyond that by noon! Taking her places was always HAZARDOUS...she bend over while shopping to examine something up close and let it RIP --- while I stood there holding her purse/the cart and trying to look like I was 'STONE DEAF' and not cracking up 
HELL - WILL FREEZE OVER BEFORE I'LL EVER HAVE THAT SURGERY - EVER!!! Something my dearly departed 'ALWAYS' loved to do to me; had no idea it actually had a name = pulling the ole'-'DUTCH OVEN' {he was Canadian} 
and he would laugh & laugh like a little kid. While I was fighting to get uncovered and catch my breath!!! WTF, is wrong with our male species? 
Something my to aging dogs are able to do and then they get up and look at me as it to say 'WTH - did you do?' and they walk off!!!
But seriously - {or not} this thread is rather like a 
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: ladies don't poop or pass wind
Sure, uh huh. Eat some of my homemade beans. See what happens to your theory then.
Give those beans to Mercola, because obviously he is the one who needs them. In studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts. So this guy, Michael Levitt gets paid to smell people's farts?.. Is he that guy hanging out in the Taco Bell bathroom? Talk about a brownnose!!! |
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I wonder how many people have started squatting lmao
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I wonder how many people have started squatting lmao
The same number of people who believe what is said by The Onion. |
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I wonder how many people have started squatting lmao
The same number of people who believe what is said by The Onion. 
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One of my all time FAVORITE Seinfeld sitcoms; George caught taking a library book and keeping it in his bathroom - the librarian wouldn't allow him to return it!!! My dad used to always announce: 'gotta go to the LIBRARY'...before he'd head out back to the OUT HOUSE when we were on the farm! Mom would get pretty upset when he'd do that in front of company!
Bless my dear momma's but after she'd had hemorrhoid surgery she was just one huge motorboat for flatulence:{normal daily count is around 10 - 15} she'd be well beyond that by noon! Taking her places was always HAZARDOUS...she bend over while shopping to examine something up close and let it RIP --- while I stood there holding her purse/the cart and trying to look like I was 'STONE DEAF' and not cracking up
HELL - WILL FREEZE OVER BEFORE I'LL EVER HAVE THAT SURGERY - EVER!!! Something my dearly departed 'ALWAYS' loved to do to me; had no idea it actually had a name = pulling the ole'-'DUTCH OVEN' {he was Canadian}
and he would laugh & laugh like a little kid. While I was fighting to get uncovered and catch my breath!!! WTF, is wrong with our male species?
Something my to aging dogs are able to do and then they get up and look at me as it to say 'WTH - did you do?' and they walk off!!!
But seriously - {or not} this thread is rather like a
omg, im lmao.
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Can't believ this went three pages
is that a brain fart? 
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I suffer with IBS, it can be a pain in the A**e sometimes (Pun intended) especially when I am working and supporting someone in the community.
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Why, yes it is!
Can't believ this went three pages is that a brain fart?
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Hello guys!
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Hello guys!
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Problem is,outdoors,when you lose your balance AFTER the Deed!
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holy cra*! somebody revived this thread??
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