1. She looks out of the window and is arrested
for indecent exposure.

2. As an infant, she had to be breast fed by the
family dog.

3. Even mosquitoes avoid her.

4. She startles animals in the zoo.

5. At Halloween, she has to trick or treat over
the phone.

6. She makes onions cry.

7. Her face looks like the horse that pulled Ben
Hurs’ chariot.

8. Her armpit looks like she has Don King in a
headlock.

9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

10. When she was born, the doctor slapped her
father.

11. When she was a baby, her mother had to
pull the baby carriage.

12. She can eat an apple through a tennis
racquet.

13. As a baby, she had shutters on her baby carriage.

14. Also as a baby, her mother used to pull her
baby carriage.

15. After going to see the move ‘Elephant Man’,
she stood outside for 45 minutes, signing
autographs.

LMAO!!! THATS ONE UGLY FEMALE

Keep 'em coming.

11 and 14 are the same

OMG!! That is sooooo wrong, but soooo damn funny!!!!