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No rough stuff, mind you. What I'm talking about is somebody that will laugh at my jokes, put up with my snarky comments and bin my empty beer cans without complaining.
Yes, I'm posting a thread to make myself sound like an idiot and even bragging about personality quirks that would make a lot of people run a mile. Why would anybody do that? Trolling perhaps? |
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Thread Title: I need a sub
Here you go, TawtStrat. 
Here is a drink to go with it. 
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I am more of a Dom personality myself. Read: I take s h*t from no one. I'm a leader, not a follower of the herd or their mentality. Good luck on your search.
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i'm offerin extra mayo.
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No. I need a dom because I'm an obnoxious arsehole but there are so few real women out there these days that can deal with me.
Tune in next week folks to find out why nobody that I ever date is ever good enough for me and that I'm happy being single anyway. WTF? |
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No rough stuff, mind you. What I'm talking about is somebody that will laugh at my jokes, put up with my snarky comments and bin my empty beer cans without complaining. Yes, I'm posting a thread to make myself sound like an idiot and even bragging about personality quirks that would make a lot of people run a mile. Why would anybody do that? Trolling perhaps? Something tells me you're looking under the wrong tree... |
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i'm offerin extra mayo. How about some chicken wings? |
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Seriously thought this was a lunch thread but that's ok I also thought the DOMS was gonna be about delayed onset muscle soreness that sets in after hitting the gym
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somebody's keen for some hot sauce.
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No rough stuff, mind you. What I'm talking about is somebody that will laugh at my jokes, put up with my snarky comments and bin my empty beer cans without complaining. Yes, I'm posting a thread to make myself sound like an idiot and even bragging about personality quirks that would make a lot of people run a mile. Why would anybody do that? Trolling perhaps? and i thought you wanted a Quiznos... |
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Here I thought people were going to be talking about good restaurants to get sandwiches at!
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I am more of a Dom personality myself. Read: I take s h*t from no one. I'm a leader, not a follower of the herd or their mentality. Good luck on your searc |
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Here I thought people were going to be talking about good restaurants to get sandwiches at! lol Never pays to think when you are hungry; everything sounds like food. |
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i'm offerin extra mayo. How about some chicken wings? Those chicken wings are in the process of being cooked. 
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Actually, "needing a sub" means needing a loan in the UK but I'm sure that these sandwich jokes are funny if you know what that's supposed to mean there.
But seriously, I've just drawn up a long list with the attributes that my perfect woman has to have and wiped my dirty arse with it because there is no such thing as perfect and anyone that thinks that there is is either deluded or just looking for excuses to keep serial dating and messing people around. |
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Actually, "needing a sub" means needing a loan in the UK but I'm sure that these sandwich jokes are funny if you know what that's supposed to mean there. But seriously, I've just drawn up a long list with the attributes that my perfect woman has to have and wiped my dirty arse with it because there is no such thing as perfect and anyone that thinks that there is is either deluded or just looking for excuses to keep serial dating and messing people around. Yep. Having too many expectations is a recipe for disaster. Besides, sometimes we don't know what we're looking for until we find it. And you just made me wonder how I'm ever gonna kick this addiction if I ever do find the (almost) perfect woman. |
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i'm offerin extra mayo. How about some chicken wings? Those chicken wings are in the process of being cooked.
hey, look everybody, i have a secret admirer!!! 
anybody know who my little cockfluffer is? 
and the best part? he/she/it is ever so clever, and original too! i can't wait to see which part of me he expresses desire to taste next. 
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We share the same secret admirer. I think it/zhee wants to taste my ^_^ |
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Fri 05/29/15 01:02 PM
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We share the same secret admirer. I think it/zhee wants to taste my ^_^ What a coinky dink... It wants to git a load o' mine too!!! 
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