The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

to write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

I hear "DUNKIN' DONUTS(TM)" is going to open a Franchise up there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0

Don't Bogart That Joint

If the Universe is truly infinite ...

I'm holding out for the pork chop planet!

planet bacon!

NASA discovers new planet covered with marijuana

A later article revealed that the marijuana plants were found to be an intelligent species that rules the planet.

They've been watching South Park reruns and are horrified that the ambassadors of peace they seeded earth with have been enslaved, part of a eugenics program, smoked, baked into food, and eaten.

Due to this they left to conquer earth several years ago.
They keep forgetting which direction they are supposed to go, though.

A later article revealed that the marijuana plants were found to be an intelligent species that rules the planet.

They've been watching South Park reruns and are horrified that the ambassadors of peace they seeded earth with have been enslaved, part of a eugenics program, smoked, baked into food, and eaten.

Due to this they left to conquer earth several years ago.
They keep forgetting which direction they are supposed to go, though.

http://popist.com/s/486c7eb/

World News

NASA discovers new planet covered with marijuana
May 24, 2015

nasa-discovers-new-planet-covered-with-marijuanaNASA has announced this morning that they have discovered a planet completely covered with marijuana, a discovery that has completely taken scientists by surprise.

Planet X637Z-43, discovered using NASA’s Kepler satellite, would also allegedly be one of the very few planets potentially habitable according to NASA experts, who have detected sufficient levels of oxygen and nitrogen to support human life.
NASA'S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts
NASA’S Kepler satellite has discovered a new planet covered with marijuana confirm experts

The presence of marijuana on other planets could strongly encourage future generations to take interest in space exploration, some experts believe.

“We always think young people aren’t interested by anything but it’s false. Young people love smoking pot,” explains David Charbonneau, astronomer at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

“Chlorophyll concentration analyses generated by Kepler lead us to believe that the level of THC in these marijuana plants is 3000% higher than the plants found on Earth. If that doesn’t motivate young people to explore space, I don’t know what will,” admits the expert, clearly enthusiastic.

“Regardless, marijuana will without a doubt be a valuable and indispensable resource for interstellar trips. Imagine if it takes 140 years to travel from one planet to another, let’s just say it’s going to be a very long trip. You better have rolled yourself a couple of joints for the road,” he admits with humor.

Since the discovery, NASA has launched a campaign on social medias to name the new planet and so far, the name Bob Marley has taken the lead with over 2 094 367 votes at the time of this report.