A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were
stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking
his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle
a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better
and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled
fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds,
a warm and gentle breeze perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally
gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't
had sex for months.
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was
anything she could do for him.
He said,
'Yes.
Could you take the dog for a walk?'