A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gayA cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay
bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."

When the waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that,
all I want is a drink."

The waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his Snickers because 'It Really Satisfies'".

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes
a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, "So, what do you
guys calls yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because
Quality is Job One." The he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy, 'Like A Rock'" and
gives a wink.

Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think a moment before he comes up
with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee-wee is 'Secret.' Now
give me a damn beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because It's Strong Enough For A Man, But It's Made
For A Woman!" "Now give me my damn beer!"









bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink."

When the waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your wee-wee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that,
all I want is a drink."

The waiter says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your wee-wee. Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the
slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls
his Snickers because 'It Really Satisfies'".

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty
cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes
a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita, and says, "So, what do you
guys calls yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because
Quality is Job One." The he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine Chevy, 'Like A Rock'" and
gives a wink.

Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think a moment before he comes up
with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my wee-wee is 'Secret.' Now
give me a damn beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled
look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because It's Strong Enough For A Man, But It's Made
For A Woman!" "Now give me my damn beer!"

Awesome joke.