*Alert*

Another "Waco" style confrontation has occurred at a Denny's in Florida. The scene is one of a war zone. The incidence happened at 6:30 am (local time) when 57 Senior citizens took to the restaurant's parking lot in an apparent squabble of who's grandchildren were the most adorable.

Waitresses reported that right before the shuffling exodus to the outside, two rival Assisted Living communities started arguing over which Senior discount was better; IHOP or Denny's. It quickly escalated into a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity versus Grand Slam debate and finally, at one silver haired granny's declaration over the cuteness of her grandbaby's first poo, plates of fiber rich food could be heard being respectively pushed away as Seniors sweetly asked for their checks while slowly, really slowly, headed for the exit.

While reports are still sketchy, it has been confirmed that no loss of life has occurred contradicting earlier reports of mass numbers of casualties. These individuals were found only to be, "resting their eyes."

First responders did report an oddly large number of injuries: mostly consisting of aching backs & feet, trouble breathing and seeing, a small number of bladder issues, lost tri-focals, dentures, wigs, toupees and unspecified internal complaints.

Authorities have confirmed that a extremely impressive array of weapons, such as canes, walkers, candy laden purses, and even artificial limbs, were confiscated on scene.

While all wheel chairs and scooters were accounted for, one Rascal was reported missing. Police ask if you see this scooter to please call 911 immediately. Do not approach or attempt to apprehend. The suspect is considered old and cranky.

Forget don't mess with Texas. Don't mess with Rooney

got that right!

Cute... Lol..

lol

Too funny.

SYLS- SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SENIORS!


Sorry 2 Kids...I stole that from your SYLB on that other thread but it seemed to fit this one.....no disrespect meant