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Topic: I'm not stupid
Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 05/10/15 09:46 PM
Well this thread was hi-jacked rather easily.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 05/10/15 09:47 PM Edited by no1phD on Sun 05/10/15 09:47 PM
puts down the inner tube patch kit.. Ohhh... you mean.. there is supposed to be this many holes..lol....ohhh.. now I really fill stupid

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sun 05/10/15 09:49 PM
Well, since i can't have a look at Blondey's exposed gray matter, how about a nude photo of PhD's Inflate-A-Date? .. I had it custom made.. and oddly enough it looks a lot like blondie.. ...lol..

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Sun 05/10/15 09:49 PM
Well this thread was hi-jacked rather easily. Yes it was, yet others....Die hard???

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 05/10/15 09:56 PM
You got a fast car........

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Sun 05/10/15 10:02 PM
Back to the topic: Sir Travis, I applaud your character. Although I find the practice in poor taste, the primary reason I would never consider sending nudes of myself is because it is not an image that would assist me in any way. Basically, one would refer to naked pictures of me as "chick repellent". The three most common expressions I see when a woman gets a load of me in the skinny are: and and

Pansytilly Joined Mon 06/09/14 Posts: 11310	Sun 05/10/15 10:06 PM
Back to the topic: Sir Travis, I applaud your character. Although I find the practice in poor taste, the primary reason I would never consider sending nudes of myself is because it is not an image that would assist me in any way. Basically, one would refer to naked pictures of me as "chick repellent". The three most common expressions I see when a woman gets a load of me in the skinny are: and and But you have the body of a god!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 05/10/15 10:18 PM
Back to the topic:

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Sun 05/10/15 11:05 PM
Back to the topic: Sir Travis, I applaud your character. Although I find the practice in poor taste, the primary reason I would never consider sending nudes of myself is because it is not an image that would assist me in any way. Basically, one would refer to naked pictures of me as "chick repellent". The three most common expressions I see when a woman gets a load of me in the skinny are: and and But you have the body of a god! Yes, I do, and that deity is Buddha! <~~~~please see image at left of your screen

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Sun 05/10/15 11:06 PM
Goof

gavink83 Joined Wed 08/06/14 Posts: 101	Sun 05/10/15 11:20 PM
They don't have hearts or brains,,, so good luck buddy.

SitkaRains Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 17228	Mon 05/11/15 06:59 AM
They don't have hearts or brains,,, so good luck buddy. Really and just how many of us have you met???

Justfun_1 Joined Tue 07/23/13 Posts: 698	Mon 05/11/15 07:31 AM
They don't have hearts or brains,,, so good luck buddy. You shouldn't say that,your future ex wife might be reading this

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Mon 05/11/15 07:37 AM
They don't have hearts or brains,,, so good luck buddy. You shouldn't say that,your future ex wife might be reading this to be his future ex wife....she probably didn't know how to read in the 1st place.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Mon 05/11/15 08:05 AM
listen, I would love to meet a girl and have a relationship but! I'm not stupid! I'm not going to send "nudes" of any kind, I just think that nudes are not a good idea. I don't look for a woman with the perfect body, I look for the woman with a perfect heart. Dude....if she has a big rack and a brain....I'm so there. A big rack of lamb... WHA?!

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Mon 05/11/15 08:13 AM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Mon 05/11/15 08:52 AM
Of course I'm not stupid. I do better research than the FBI. Of course I'm not stupid. I always solve the mysteries before Scooby and Shaggy. Of course I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than your ex, and I'll be smarter than your next.

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 05/11/15 08:48 AM
Perhaps someone is just trying to figure out why you have to make your lead information in your profile the condition of your skin. Sending anything over the World Wild Web you don't want to see on a billboard somewhere is stupid. Sending nudes of myself would just be sad at my age. lol

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Mon 05/11/15 02:30 PM
I'm not going to send "nudes" of any kind ...Has anyone actually asked you to? And was their screen name something like "Chris_Hansen_trustmepedo14?" And were they asking for them before you went over to their house? I don't look for a woman with the perfect body, I look for the woman with a perfect heart. Does that mean you meet a lot of women off craigslist "massage" and perform hotel room surgery on them? Also, what happens if a woman with a perfect heart rejects you? Maybe she's seeing someone, maybe she's just not attracted to you physically but really likes your heart and you can be just friends...what then? You think there are a lot of perfect hearted women out there? And wouldn't perfect hearted women be most compatable with perfect hearted men? Do you believe you are perfect? Or heart perfect?

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21257	Mon 05/11/15 02:38 PM
Anytime i see a subject start with the qualifier, "I'm not stupid", I can't help but sit back and wait for the punchline.

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Mon 05/11/15 02:51 PM
what punchline.