A guy walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink All the while the
guy is admiring the bar, and so the bar tender no says to him I see you
like my bar, and the man replies, yes I was admiring the wood.
I happen to be quite an expert when it comes to wood, as a matter of
fact I can identify most wood blindfolded and just by sniffing it.
The bar tender says really, wood you mind giving us a little
demonstration, to which the man replied, why not at all.
The bartender handed the man a clean bar towel to use as a blindfold and
asked the bar back to bring in apiece of wood from the wood pile out
back.
The bar back returns with several different types of wood in his hands.
The bar tender hold out the first piece of wood under the guys nose and
the guy takes a good healthy sniff and then asked the bartender to flip
it over, then he takes another good sniff and says, that’s common pine.
The bartender says ok, try this one and holds out the other piece of
wood under the guys nose.
The guy takes a good whiff and asks the bartender to flip it over and
once again taking in a good deep breath he exclaims that it’s a piece of
mahogany.
The bartender say ok smart guy, I got one more piece for you and if you
get it right the drinks are on the house for you.
The guy agrees and the bartender say that he be right back with the
piece.

Now the bartender goes into the back room and convinces his old lady to
let this guy sniff her crotch, and thus returns with his old lady, at
which time which she is placed on the bar spread eagle in just her
panties.
The guy take a real good whiff and makes a face, not quite sure what to
make of the strange odor, and then asked to flip the piece over.
Taking in an exceptionably deep breath he almost gags, and requests that
the flip it over one more time.
The guy breaths in the strong pungent odor and ponders the aroma just a
bit and blurs out,
oh hell, that’s the shit house door from a fishing scall.

OH THATS BAD WAIT IVE BEEN THERE