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Topic: 50 Ways To Leave You Lover
Rock's photo
Wed 05/06/15 06:39 AM


Hop on a bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much...


I prefer the direct and honest approach .


You don't need to discuss much...



Drop off the key, Lee
And set yo'self free

RoamingOrator's photo
Wed 05/06/15 06:46 AM
Leave them tied to the bed and walk out the front door. ohwell




Throwing the match over your shoulder as you leave is optional. devil

SitkaRains's photo
Wed 05/06/15 07:34 AM

Leave them tied to the bed and walk out the front door. ohwell




Throwing the match over your shoulder as you leave is optional. devil


OKAY.............

Easy Peasy when and if I am leaving..
I do it with class..
Say good bye...
wish them well
no fuss no muss

pick up keys and leave....

theseacoast's photo
Wed 05/06/15 12:14 PM
I don�t leave easily unless it is really pointless to stay. Then I mostly just leave quietly, erase numbers, skype, whatever and disappear in sunset happy
But once I really got angry and told him everything what I think about him :angry: happy 4 years were enough.

no photo
Thu 05/07/15 07:48 AM
"50 ways to leave your lover" was actually a good song by Paul Simon. whoa

TMommy's photo
Thu 05/07/15 08:43 AM
wasn't there another one by Train or was that a re-do?

no photo
Thu 05/07/15 08:47 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Thu 05/07/15 08:49 AM

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 08:52 AM
nobody's leaving anybody until I get paid...lol..:angel:

TMommy's photo
Thu 05/07/15 08:55 AM

nobody's leaving anybody until I get paid...lol..:angel:
people pay you to leave? bigsmile

no photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:00 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Thu 05/07/15 09:14 AM
I'm a big fan of Lorena Bobbitt.
I would make him pay. I would make him suffer.

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:01 AM
Edited by no1phD on Thu 05/07/15 09:02 AM
Haha.. no they pay me to come... keep them entertained...lol..
. but yes if they want me to leave they need to pay me...:angel: ..
. don't you have books to be reading?..
.. papercuts.. to be getting..
energy drinks to be pounding back...
ohhh... pounding... hard... relentlessly...
....... until something...mmmmmm...lol....:tongue:

TMommy's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:02 AM
drank dat Monster

look out !!!bigsmile

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:05 AM
all in one go I can imagine...
. just knocked it back...
..mmmm.. swallowed it all down like a good girl did you..?.... gold star for you...mmmhmmm

TMommy's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:06 AM
hahaha I got skills and a healthy appetite don't ya know bigsmile

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:10 AM
Ohhh.. I like that you have a healthy appetite..... takes a lot to fill you up does it..?... I would have thought you were more of a.... you know take your time... sip slowly... just let it linger in your mouth...mmmm..... holding all that... yummy hot delicious... monster...
.hmmn.. can.. Of... nectar...mmm..ohhh..
..... in the back of your throat..


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TMommy's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:11 AM
Edited by TMommy on Thu 05/07/15 09:12 AM
hell no you see this amazon? hahaha I suck gulp and bite and got claws shocked




how to leave your lover? just friggin walk man

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:13 AM
But but but..do you slurp and gag..
.. just a little.... until your eyes water...mmmmm

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 09:22 AM
it's better you don't answer.. I can imagine your mother told you never talk with your mouth full lol:banana: :angel:

no1phD's photo
Thu 05/07/15 10:14 AM
jeez Louise... swallow already..laugh tongue2 .... that's a good way to make your lover leave you..... spit him out.. . WHAT ITS TRUE.....
sure sure.. we do you... and we don't exactly get the option to spit...lol..
.. but you ladys.....ewww.... that's gross...... really... try having your entire face... in it.....omg..... what's next you're not going to kiss me after....surprised

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