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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 63 | |
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Rains put air bags on her computer, in case it crashed
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Joe went and bought a pack of rat poison because his daughter said her laptop came with a mouse
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Peggy bought her smile off a dentist
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Joe was secretly paid the bill.
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 08/09/16 04:02 AM
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Peggy bought her smile off a dentist Ting!!! 
Annie had to quit trying to practice yoga at home because her dog kept lifting up its leg and peeing on her during the downward dog pose |
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Sneaks out at night kissing frogs in hopes of finding a date |
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The frogs have been a step up from the men who pursue me
He has resorted to dropping his wallet repeatedly in public so the ladies can check out his bum when he bends |
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The frogs have been a step up from the men who pursue me
He has resorted to dropping his wallet repeatedly in public so the ladies can check out his bum when he bends She checks out Serchin4MyRedWine's bum when he bends. |
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The frogs have been a step up from the men who pursue me
Think we have the same kinda luck
Peggy picks up my wallet every time I drop it so I can look at her butt 
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Peggy raped me, but what she didn't know is that I really wasn't resisting.
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Thought Mingle was a XXX site and sent naked pictures to everyone on his friends list |
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Is perfecting the bend and snap move from "Legally Blonde"... LOL
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Is perfecting the bend and snap move from "Legally Blonde"... LOL Never saw the movie..but I guess I'll look it up He has a harem of 21 wives but their all under the age of 5 |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 08/09/16 01:07 PM
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The frogs have been a step up from the men who pursue me
Think we have the same kinda luck
Peggy picks up my wallet every time I drop it so I can look at her butt
Both David and Searchingformyredwine get super bored looking at my bum and decide to go bowling instead |
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Is perfecting the bend and snap move from "Legally Blonde"... LOL Never saw the movie..but I guess I'll look it up He has a harem of 21 wives but their all under the age of 5 The bend and snap... http://youtu.be/MqUQQPz9vFo Peggy had implants put in her bum so she could enter the miss bum bum contest... |
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Is perfecting the bend and snap move from "Legally Blonde"... LOL Never saw the movie..but I guess I'll look it up He has a harem of 21 wives but their all under the age of 5 The bend and snap... http://youtu.be/MqUQQPz9vFo got it
He saves his used tea bags cause his GF said she likes tea bagging |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 08/09/16 01:26 PM
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After the implants were removed 2em used them as speed bumps in his driveway
And Searching is formerly a break dancer from the mean streets of Duluth |
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Has large breast implants so she barely has to move her arms doing push-ups
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Asked the shop for a refund on the flowers because his date didn't show
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once owned a flower shop but went broke giving refunds for dead flowers
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