[ "I Went to..........." ]

[ I went to the kitchen to cook my meal
but came back with a broken tin seal
Of what use is this broken tin seal
when I cannot make a deal!

I went to college to do my study
but came back only with lost buddy
of what use is this lost buddy
when I cannot make him study!

I went to cricket field fearing for blob
but came back scoring a century
of what use is this century
when my team lost match of century!

I went to a jungle to shoot a chimera
but came back only with broken camera
Now, of what use is this broken camera
when I didn't click photo of chimera!

I went to climb the Great Wall Of China
but came back with diagnosed hernia
Now of what use is this hernia to me
when shocking hospital expenses are burden to see!

I went to holiday for a complete rest
but came up for a real test
now, what can I test when piles of files
are staring me on my desk!

I went for a stroll to Piccadilly Circus
but landed in nearby real circus
I saw tigers, elephant, clowns,
staring at many with their funny frowns!

I went for a ride in a roller-coaster
but came back with my body a roster
I tried all medicines to cure this roaster
but fell flat in the doctor's toaster!

I went to a friend's house for a chat
but came back wearing only my hat
now, what should I do with this hat
except to fling it on the mat!

I went to a party to have a gala time
but came back only with a broken dime
what to do with this broken dime
except to display as collector's shine!

I went to library to read some books
but came back only with its hooks
what use are these hooks to me
only to be dumped in the sea!

I went to the beach for a good swim
only to come out with a face grim
Oh!, why the griming face?
only to look in mirror for body charcoal case!]

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