Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor --*

Are you ready for some bizarre colonoscopy humor? Well, if you are... give
me no sign. Great! Enjoy these jokes and feel free to use any of them the
next time your doctor takes home movies of your keister.

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while
he was performing colonoscopies.]

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey
Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact,
up there?"

Outstanding! Best laugh I've had today!

Thats great!!!!