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hello.. how is everyone doin? I will take a beer, please anything on tap good. thanks  Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking |
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I guess if I can't have .. are you don't have any .. pulled pork poutine.. Hmm. popcorn if it's not too much trouble..lol.. no I'm good! the drink was nice thanks..  Could I get you another then? |
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Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess |
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I guess if I can't have .. are you don't have any .. pulled pork poutine.. Hmm. popcorn if it's not too much trouble..lol.. no I'm good! the drink was nice thanks.. Could I get you another then? just the tab please..lol.. |
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Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess thanks for the beer hunnie. mmm sooo refreshing  well babe its better than a bad day right? looks like you have a lot of customers this evening. this is good. 
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you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol..
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A guy goes into a bar and everyone is pointing and gesturing at him, laughing at his unusual stature...........A very big man with a very small head.
The bartender serves him his first few drinks and curiosity gets the better of him and he ask "Sir, whats with the small head" The man in disgust replies to the bartender "I was out fishing one day and I hooked a mermaid. I got her in the boat and she proclaimed 'you have captured me, I am required to grant you one wish' to which I responded that I would like to make love to her. She denied saying that mermaids cannot make love to humans, so I asked then if she could give me a little head."
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you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol.. Thanks no1, that was really nice. You must of had a great day? hmm
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Edited by
needsum12luv
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Fri 04/17/15 02:52 PM
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you know what! it's Friday give me everybody's tab.. and give yourself a nice big tip as well....lol.. a fool and his money are soon parted, but thanks  jk, nothing personal |
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yes the divorce made sure of that..lmao...
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Welcome Sheri, how's your day going Its good sweetie, how was yours? thanks for asking Better than most I guess thanks for the beer hunnie. mmm sooo refreshing well babe its better than a bad day right? looks like you have a lot of customers this evening. this is good. yes happy hour is starting soon so they should be flocking in here any minute |
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Long Island ice tea .
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Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you |
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well before the crowd comes rolling in im going
home. thanks for the beer no1. take care hunnie 
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Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you |
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yes the divorce made sure of that..lmao... don't remind me |
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Long Island ice tea . Kiss..........good to see you  anything else? |
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well before the crowd comes rolling in im going home. thanks for the beer no1. take care hunnie you too Sheri, careful driving home |
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Edited by
no1phD
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Fri 04/17/15 03:30 PM
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Long Island ice tea . .. I couldn't help but notice you came in here by yourself.... and what I mean by couldn't help but notice... . I couldn't help but notice.. what all the other men in the room were noticing.. . like myself we were admiring your beauty.... And your grace... the way the whole room took notice when you entered... I thought maybe... they were doing a fashion magazine shoot here..... because you look like a supermodel...... Hmm..but I was wondering perhaps if I may well that is if you would allow me !to keep you company.. ..... to be honest I just don't like drinking by myself.... that is unless you are waiting for someone else of course..... . |
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Long Island ice tea . .. I couldn't help but notice you came in here by yourself.... and what I mean by couldn't help but notice... . I couldn't help but notice.. what all the other men in the room were noticing.. . like myself we were admiring your beauty.... And your grace... the way the whole room took notice when you entered... I thought maybe... they were doing a fashion magazine shoot here..... because you look like a supermodel...... Hmm..but I was wondering perhaps if I may well that is if you would allow me !to keep you company.. ..... to be honest I just don't like drinking by myself.... that is unless you are waiting for someone else of course..... . Excuse me Kiss, is this man bothering you? |
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