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Masturbates 20 times hourly
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wishes that was true
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Wants to cook dinner for everyone here
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eats their toenails
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Wants to be in a music video
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Is a soccer mom
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Is a ballerina
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Sells cheap homemade pornos of 2 cats
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is in a porno "truck stop"
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And shes the lead star in front of me
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Wants to direct a porno but can't find any actors
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POSES FOR TOOTH WHITENING ADS
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Is the national poster child for birth control
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Is the #1 breeder of road alligators!!
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FORGOT TO WASH BEHIND HIS FENDERS
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Clancy always ends up on the grill of a truck
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HAS GREASE UNDER HIS MUDFLAPS
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thats actually not grease... thats an ohio bear :D
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Likes to stir up trouble
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