The husband had finally had enough of being *****-whipped.
He burst through the door after work and yelled,
" Here's the deal Woman.
I want my dinner on the table in 15 minutes.
Afterwards, we're going upstairs where you'll give me a great blowjob.
Then while I'm in the shower,
you'll lay out some clean clothes for me.
Cause I'm going out on the town with the boys.
And do you know who's gonna tie my damn tie just the way I like it."
"Yes Dear," she replied. "The undertaker."

In this day and age its an everyday thing

When moma ante happy, no bodies happy