One evening a husband, thinking it would be being funny, said to his wife
“Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!”
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
“What the Hell is this?”
he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April,’
he hollered into the bathroom,
“Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snicker,
“It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”

that is simply delightful in every way