| Topic: Knock Knock! | |
|---|---|
| 
     
       Somebody once asked me how long was my [Phallic Organ] was ...
 
  "Come On!" she said, "Is it 10, 11, 12, inches long?" I calmly replied, "10 inches long...? I don't fold it in half for anyone."   
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      Knock Knock 
 
  Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy  | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy   
Tell us why you're single?  | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy   
Tell us why you're single? Knock Knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets, I think your keys are there  | 
|
| 
     | 
|
      
Tell us why you're single? Haven't found an honest, respectful man yet. ummmm, that's a fantastic kisser.  | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      because the men around here is either gay or married  
      
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
     
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
     
Lmao           
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     because the men around here is either gay or married     
 
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...   
 | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     because the men around here is either gay or married     
 
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...   
 
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead.
 
  Yep. I'm going to die alone.  
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone.  
Now there's a tasty treat   
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      Not single, but going to be soon. There is a long list but here are the top two...
 
  My children and I deserve better Lack of communication  | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone.  
Lol         
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
     
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      Yes
     
   | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single  
Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha       
seriously well he better stop working on me     
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     because the men around here is either gay or married     
 
Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...   
          
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
    
       
        Edited by
        WonderWoman48
        on
        Sun 03/15/15 03:19 PM
       
   | 
|
| 
     when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single  
Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha       
seriously well he better stop working on me     
 
     | 
|
| 
     | 
|
| 
     
      thanks for the great tips
 
  Dat ing in Pakistan <a href="http://www.pakistaniescortservices.com>Dat ing in Pakistan</a>  | 
|
| 
     | 
|

 
    
 
 
    
 
 
    