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Topic: Knock Knock!
SheikOfLaBroquerie Joined Thu 01/31/13 Posts: 1973	Fri 03/13/15 02:18 PM
Somebody once asked me how long was my [Phallic Organ] was ... "Come On!" she said, "Is it 10, 11, 12, inches long?" I calmly replied, "10 inches long...? I don't fold it in half for anyone."

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Fri 03/13/15 02:22 PM
Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Fri 03/13/15 02:31 PM
Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy Tell us why you're single?

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Fri 03/13/15 02:34 PM
Knock Knock Who's there Aardvark Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles oh mammy Tell us why you're single? Knock Knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets, I think your keys are there

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 03/14/15 06:34 AM
Tell us why you're single? Haven't found an honest, respectful man yet. ummmm, that's a fantastic kisser.

elle_rose Joined Sat 07/26/14 Posts: 828	Sat 03/14/15 06:40 AM
because the men around here is either gay or married

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sat 03/14/15 06:41 AM


debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 03/14/15 06:48 AM
Lmao

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sat 03/14/15 06:51 AM
because the men around here is either gay or married Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 03/14/15 07:00 AM
because the men around here is either gay or married Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sat 03/14/15 07:41 AM
All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone.

joethebricky Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12740	Sat 03/14/15 07:49 AM
All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone. Now there's a tasty treat

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Sat 03/14/15 07:53 AM
Not single, but going to be soon. There is a long list but here are the top two... My children and I deserve better Lack of communication

debbie1980 Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 20487	Sat 03/14/15 08:37 AM
All the good guys are already taken, gay or dead. Yep. I'm going to die alone. Lol

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sun 03/15/15 10:20 AM


jayhowell Joined Sun 03/15/15 Posts: 1	Sun 03/15/15 02:56 PM
Yes

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Sun 03/15/15 03:10 PM
when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha seriously well he better stop working on me

mysticalview21 Joined Sat 06/28/14 Posts: 5462	Sun 03/15/15 03:12 PM
because the men around here is either gay or married Oh God! I'm gonna die alone...

WonderWoman48 Joined Tue 01/27/15 Posts: 1560	Sun 03/15/15 03:18 PM Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 03/15/15 03:19 PM
when it comes to me!.. do you really have to ask..!.... did not think so.lmao no1phD! Let me guess! The reason you're single Am I right? He didn't comment, so maybe he has a little weena ha ha seriously well he better stop working on me

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