Why repent?
where would i begin
what is my sin
be sorry for how i was made
would myself i degrade
when the blood and flesh
were made to mesh

am i not one part of the whole
the other half of the mold
evolved to find to discover
the other half to recover
the missing needed tonic
to assuage the chronic

need, you know the need
the one that feeds
on the purest heart
that tears apart
all reasoning and fear
that binds all here

in chains forged from lovers heat
that no god could ever defeat
so why should i repent
cry till my voice is spent
no ill stand fast and rebel
against the fires of hell

though i am so small
in a forest of gods tall
Ill stand my ground
till my senses are found
and i return once more
to find that moral whore

...and that is how no1phD picked up his toolbox & headed into the mysterious forest filled with wild bears, cougars & werewolves...deserting the church....

Welcome back bretheren.....*lays down the red carpet as he sees no1phD at a distance storming back to the church with a stampede of wild animals behind him*

Sire, while you went awol the church memebers were having wild gigs each night.....in the church.....shepherdess blondie was responsible for bringing strippers in the church

brethren no1phD had a moment of revelation when he ventured out into the mysterious forest....he has returned as a different man...have you bathed him with holy water yet, sister blondie ?

Since the members have abandoned this Church....like sister shepherdess blondie collecting testicles now & brethern no1phD moving onto greener pastures, i've decided to turn this church into a sinners paradise and it's all your fault

Well I see the elevator is still broken lol.. let me off on the 20th floor I had to walk down 2 flights..lmao

No.no.. brother Romeo Must keep the sanctuary pristine and clean..
A place for all weary wonders to come and rest... and contemplate...
Not a place to drink and throw stripper singles..lol...
And yes might not always be here but I do keep an eye out..lol..

Come on no1phD: And Ye shall break the 2 tablets asunder which were written the 10 commandments.

.. cyclops..lmao... be careful or you might lose a eye to. . Blinded by testicles..lol.... but I am told semen really burns when it gets in your eyes..
..ok.. I found out on my own to be honest... shooter shooter..lol..

..well. that might be but here we don't have .. 10..Commandments..
We only have really one...
All Shall worship shepherdess Blondie..
Yup... at least that's all I have down on paper right now..oops I meant tablet....lol.wink.

Oh and on a side note can somebody please from the ministration..
Fix the damn elevator around here..
Getting enough exercise chasing the Sheep as it is..lol..

Don't you know one should wear goggles when practicing safe sex?

..ohhh.. baptize them..
Ohhh.. that's what we're doing
wrong !!
We've been using.. okay I've been using my big long Club 2. Hit them over the head with... I think Romeo's been using a little stick.... he has to hit them two or three times to have the same effect..lmao.... oh brother Romeo I'm just teasing we all know you bring the lumber..lol..wink.

More like Romeo have been using the Fork on the unruly congregation,
whilst all his energy and time with the lumber ( I meant stick)is spent with & on blondie ,,,,, you can count on her staying put matters not the mayhem fly high or fly low..

The strippers are responsible for this