What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has its claws at the end of its paws, the other has its pause at the end of its clause


Phone customer to long distance operator: "Hello operator, I'd like to speak to the king of the jungle." Operator: "I'm sorry, that lion is busy."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a racing form?
A chicken that lays odds.

Did you hear about the two silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie.



Why did the scientist get rid of all his laboratory rabbits when he heard that rabbits have sharp teeth?
Answer: he didn't want to get a 'hare cut'.


Why did the chicken go to the middle of the road? Answer: So that she could lay it on the line.

Did you hear that scientists discovered a hereditary cause for depression?
It's caused by blue genes.


Why did the prisoner want to catch the measles?
Answer: so he could break out.

Define: paradox.
A couple of physicians.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with poison ivy?
A rash of bad luck.

If you cross a famous detective with a skeleton, what do you get?
Sherlock Bones.


Why did the skeleton have to go to the dance alone?
Because he didn't have any-body.


What do all of the famous anatomists of the 17th century have in common?
They're all dead.


Why did the brilliant anatomist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the 'No-bel' prize.


What do you get from a hepatic biopsy?
A sliver of liver.