With much regret
As you will see
Many painful things
Always happen with me

An ingrown nail
As you may know
Hard to ignore
When its your big toe

I don't have gout
I hear thats real bad
No pleasant cure
Thats real sad

Steel toe shoes
Never made to fit
Toe portion to narrow
Feet hurt like ****

Then my poor shins
Some painful stints
Sadfully aggrivating
Why are they called splints

Up on the top
My aching head
Take some aspirin
Then off to bed

When I lay down
I feel a pinched nerve
Pain runs down my leg
Something I don't deserve

These dried skin spikes
Along side my finger nails
Catch on everything
The hurt never fails

My hands aren't to bad
Arthritis is setting in
I try not to grip anything
So the pain won't begin

It really doesn't hurt
But I'm beginning to forget
I hope out of the shower
Not remembering how I got wet

I have many other pains
Like the ones in my neck
Like all my supposed friends
Come on guys what the heck

Sometimes my eyes hurt
There is ringing in my ears
One tooth needs pulling
Which brings me to tears

One things for certain
This might cause shrugs
My doctor is fantastic
He gives me painkilling drugs

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