Topic: finish my sentence - part 32 | |
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...the ANIMALS were doing a reunion concert.., promoted by Vern..,
so everyone had to wear... |
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cowboy hats and very short sequined shorts which made them all sing with |
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...the good ole,... Vern wood-chopping song..:
"It's A Lovely Day In The Reindeer-Hood"... ..also available on eight-track, cassette and vinyl..... |
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![]() ![]() ![]() and the first 500 purchases will receive a "custom wood chopping uniform" designed by your's truly! Great for parties, weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and... |
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haying. With the exception of OK, TX and other redneck communities that feel..
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Edited by
alookat101
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Thu 03/19/15 08:44 PM
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the need to check there bank account for the third time with in ten minutes just in.....
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case the vernal equinox caused them to buy a four wheeler in their sleep. This is known as...
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Edited by
jagbird
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Fri 03/20/15 07:37 AM
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..."Recreational Rendezvous"... and can be considered a dangerous dream.., if....
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your walking around bear footed with small feet without your....
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Edited by
jagbird
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Mon 03/23/15 09:07 AM
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...Rubber boots, like Vern has..., which he also sells out of his new store.., called...
.."Vern's-Rubber-Boot-Emporium"..., but known to the locals as.. |
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"Vern's Fantasy Hut" where the goings on are said to be quite insane not only does he have rubber boots but also...... |
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..he sells NEET products that he saved from the 1970's....
...and has a very large "short shorts" selection...., as well as.. |
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straw hats...
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and sunglasses shaped like...
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the pier leading up to Salt Lake...
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water taffy and funnel cake...
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which had a crusty texture...
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that no matter how hard you
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smack your lips the taffy always stick to the roof...
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of your car because it floats around like...
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