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REVOLUTIONARY BUSINESS IDEAS __________________________________ Alright .. well it would appear that my Candle Repair Shop business is floundering in the fast paced world of Franchising .. I think what happened was that I underpriced it. Prospective franchisees were hanging up in droves in the middle of my telephone interviews with them .. they just could not believe I was going to give them the benefit of my expertise or system design for only $9.99. RATS ! Oh well .. live and learn. So .. I got to thinking .. what to do with all of my rather large wax inventory ? I was showering this AM .. I dropped the soap, when I looked down .. it came to me in a FLASH ! TESTICLE HOT WAX TREATMENT ! ! ! Watch for it soon .. I will be in your neighbourhood organizing home T - HOT WAX parties in an effort to get this new thing up and running. Hmmm.. wonder what I should price the damn thing at .. Vitsec |
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Candle repair? So wait, if I have a candle that doesn't flicker enough to set the mood you'll fix it for me? And if my pillars turn to puddles dripping on my carpet you'll whip 'em back into shape?
Hot wax and testicles shouldn't be in the same paragraph let alone thought sentence or business pitch I'm gonna pass on that one. |
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Edited by
brugmansia
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Wed 02/25/15 01:50 PM
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REVOLUTIONARY BUSINESS IDEAS __________________________________ Alright .. well it would appear that my Candle Repair Shop business is floundering in the fast paced world of Franchising .. I think what happened was that I underpriced it. Prospective franchisees were hanging up in droves in the middle of my telephone interviews with them .. they just could not believe I was going to give them the benefit of my expertise or system design for only $9.99. RATS ! Oh well .. live and learn. So .. I got to thinking .. what to do with all of my rather large wax inventory ? I was showering this AM .. I dropped the soap, when I looked down .. it came to me in a FLASH ! TESTICLE HOT WAX TREATMENT ! ! ! Watch for it soon .. I will be in your neighbourhood organizing home T - HOT WAX parties in an effort to get this new thing up and running. Hmmm.. wonder what I should price the damn thing at .. Vitsec As a business model it will have a limited market but certainly there.I would advise not restricting your hot wax treatment to balls only.How about a heated funnel for a hot wax colon treatment with the benefit of your very own sculpture after use. Put the fun back in funnel.The hot and fast colon cast.Everyone who likes extreme pain will want one. They are out there. |
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