I was at a friend's house, playing with her puppy; i fell asleep on the floor of her bedroom, the puppy finally fell asleep at 2am and stopped awaking me every ten minutes. At 3am, I was awoken by the sound of a little girl crying. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I wondered if i was dreaming- no I was fully awake and still hearing it. The window was open, maybe it was outside- no clearly it was coming from behind me and to the left. I sat up thinking that I wanted to kick the crap out of whatever woe me up, only to realize it was my friend crying. I called out if she was all right? Why are you crying/ The answer came back- cuz you won't stop pooting! That was good enough for me so I went back to sleep.

A week later she still won't tell me why she was crying.

cause you poot to much...