This discussion thread is Part 3 of my "Whiny" series. Part 1 and Part 2 can still be read if you missed them.
I want to remind everyone not to take anything that I say in this OP seriously or personally.
This type of rant is like a celebrity roast. As a Melmacian, I'd rather have a cat-roast, but some Humans object to feline cuisine.

Anyway, it's my OP, and I'll rant if I want to, rant if I want to, rant if I want to ...

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #1 are so vain, they probably think this OP is about them.
If I didn't know better, I'd think that Carly Simon ran this website.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #2 insist that they never need to apologize for anything they say because they believe they never say anything wrong. Meanwhile, the site moderators are busy deleting their posts because they said something wrong.

Hey, #2 Whiny Humans, your #2s do stink no matter how much Glade that you use.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #3 publicly complain about the way that this site's moderators perform their jobs.

Hey, #3s, if you don't like how this site is managed, then you are free to start your own site. Maybe you can get Carly Simon to run it for you.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #4 pay absolutely nothing for their site memberships, and yet they complain that they aren't getting what they want from this site fast enough.

#4 Dudes, if you don't like the results you're getting, then ask for a refund. You deserve to receive back exactly what you gave in the first place.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #5 whine if you point out a mistake that they made, because their egos won't allow them to admit to making mistakes.

We Melmacians openly admit to being fallible. Do you #5s believe that you are better than Melmacians? If you do, then I have some ocean-front property in Arizona to sell you.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #6 try to dazzle people with fancy jargon when plain English is all that is needed.

Yes, #6s, you are definitely dinosaur experts, because you keep demonstrating your knowledge about the thesaurus. Can you please put Jurassic into "Park"?



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #7 can't handle the complex causes of things in this world that they don't like. So, they whine about conspiracy theories because such theories provide false-but-simple explanations. These particular whiny humans wouldn't get tangled in such hairy theories if they would use Occam's Razor. Doing so would shave them the trouble of whining.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #8 criticize others for having religious beliefs while promoting the latest in snake oil. Seriously, not even the AFLAC Duck will touch that latter quackery.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #9 try to make themselves feel better about themselves by projecting their personal flaws onto others.

#9s, get a clue. Everyone is not like you.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #10 are close kinsmen of Mr. Noah Tall. They act as if they have a PhD in everything, and they complain if you point out their BS. The members of Delta Tau Chi* are probably better educated than them.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #11 complain that all others are fakes.
Yep, you #11s are captives in the Matrix, while the rest of us are just computer programs. Perhaps the Oracle can help you find your way to reality.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Whiny-Humans Type #12 take this website and its various discussion threads way too seriously. Mingle2 is primarily a form of entertainment. Sure, you can find dates on this site, but this place is also the playground of various fruits, nuts and flakes. If Annoying Orange were to create a website, then this would be it ... although Annoying Orange should probably leave the singing and management to Carly Simon.



* * * * * * * * * * * *

This concludes my "Whiny" series.

You may be wondering what is the difference between a Melmacian rant and whining.

The answer is simple. Whine goes with cheese. A Melmacian rant goes with cat-roast.



*#10 Note ...

Just a "new year rant" not a "year round rant"?

Feel free to post your own New-Year rant. Plenty of people like roast, even if it isn't the Melmacian kind.

Nah, I didn't make enough cat-roast to last an entire year.

*snicker*

Oh dear..... for a Melmacian, you are beginning to sound like a human!!! NOOOOOOOO....... bring the Melmacian back!!

I finished the cat-roast. So, I am back to my Melmacian self.

What a way to start the new year you are in fine form

Is this thread really a sequel or a remake?

If you say, "Ask for a refund" one more time I might just stop reading your posts. Hell, I might stop logging on altogether. Also, brownosing mods is so obsequious.

It is a "Best of ..." special.

Ouch... now I don't know whether I should regret my statement!