I love myself
Like no other
Next closest
Would be my mother

So much better
Than all around
Next best thing
Will never be found

Second best
I have never known
Continue attempting
To reach my throne

I'm best of all
Above you and them
Most valuable jewel
The greatest gem

Stand before me
Judge I will
Cut down to nothing
Just for the thrill

Do as I say
Not as I do
Now again known
I'm better than you

I lie to all
Believe what's said
Better than you
Accept what you're fed


I make no claim to any commonly known phrases or quotes