There was this little old man walking through Penn station and lugging
what seemed to be two very heavy suitcases for his feeble little body,
on his way to catch a train to Washington DC.

Well in the mist of all the hustle and bustle he put the suitcases down
and checked the time on his watch, as he did so a very affluent looking
gentleman noticed the watch on the little old mans wrist, he stopped and
asked were he had purchased the fine looking time piece.

The little old man replied that there was no other watch like it in the
world, in fact, he explained to the gentleman that he had just finished
building the watch and that he was on his way down to the Patton office
to register the design.

The elderly man preceded to explain and show the gentleman the finer
features of the watch by say that besides telling time the watch had a
bit in flashlight a G.P.S. navigational system, a small camera for
capturing images and documents along with a bit in fax machine and that
you could also call anywhere in the world via the remote satellite
communication system.

Well the gentleman was so impress with the watch that he just had to
have it.
They went back and forth for a while and the little old man gave in
thinking to himself that he still had the plans back in his workshop and
that we would just simply build another.

The exchange of cash for the watch was made and the little old man
handed the gentleman the watch.
The gentleman took the watch and sped off on his busy day, the little
old man picked up his heavy burden of the two suitcases and began after
the gentleman shouting to him....

Mister.....hey mister...you forgot the batteries.

This reminds me of the singing frog, that was only heard by the very
gullible man in the cartoons