1. Your last name stays put.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. You can never be pregnant.

6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

7. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

8. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

9. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

10. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

11. One mood all the time.

12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

13. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

14. You can open all your own jars.

15. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

16. Your underwear is just $9.95 for a three-pack.

17. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. (sometimes 2)

18. Everything on your face stays its original color.

19. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

20. You only have to shave your face and neck. (This is not true)

21. One colour for all seasons.

22. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

23. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

24. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

25. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Tom...

That was sooooo good...

and so true!!LOL!!

we have the "penis"...nuff said

that is so true

#12 is wrong. My boyfriend talks to me every night for hours on end.

Still funny tho.

(((Tom)))

Thanks again Tom.

must be nice