PLAYGIRL Inc.

Consolidated Buildings
1167 Wall Street
New York
NY 10008 USA

CENTERFOLD DIVISION
Telephone (212) 9436060

Dear Sir,

Your name has been submitted to us with your photograph, and I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body in our centerfold.

On the scale of 0 - 10, your body was rated 2 by our panel of women ranging in ages from 60 - 75 years. We tried to assemble a panel in the age bracket of 25 - 30 years, but we couldn't stop them laughing for long enough to enable them to reach a decision.

Should the taste of women ever change so drastically that bodies such as yours would be appreciated in our center-fold, you will be notified by this office. In the meantime, do not call us; We'll call you.

Sympathetically

Amanda Ericsson
EDITOR
Playgirl Inc Magazine
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PS We do commend you for your unusual pose.
Were you wounded in the war, or do you do a lot of bike riding?

that is the very same letter i got, must be a form letter...

lmao