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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 12/11/14 02:30 AM
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Tombola Annual Pandemic set to strike
The previously unreported TOMBOLA VIRUS Is once again set to strike the globe. Thought to have originated in the small English holiday town of Weston Super – Mare, in the United Kingdom in the late 18th century, it rapidly spread to Brighton, Southend on Sea, Morecambe and Blackpool. In the 19th century outbreaks begin to surface across the Channel in Cannes and Monte Carlo. It also migrated across the Atlantic to the USA, and has since become virulent in Las Vegas Nevada. Once television had entered the world another side effect was the TV GAME SHOW. It was assumed that this virus only appeared at various times of the year. And only in vacation locations. This virus is financially infectiously transmitted. Sufferers have falsely believed that by purchasing Tickets will give them the access to medical treatment known as '��Prizes' The range of these '��medicines' can vary from a goldfish in a bag of water, to cars, houses of multi million denominational currencies. Tickets are also available in multiple numbers known as 'books'�� A recent side effect to the Tombola Virus is THE LOTTERY�� Sufferers may purchase as many numbers of these as they want as they are on open sale and are therefore not regulated. At Christmas Time, The Tombola strikes unashamedly at office/works parties, were usual prizes include A bottle of Scotch, Christmas Hampers (Containing supposedly TOP STORE GOODIES, (Where in actual fact the 'Carrier' of the TOMBOLA has kept the prizes for themselves, removed the brand labels, and pasted the labels on similar Aldi/Lidl products) and it is also prevalent in Sports venues and Casinos and ‘BINGO HALLS�� among many other such establishments. The ONLY treatment known is to STAY AT HOME DO NOT GO TO'��ANY' CHRISTMAS PARTIES DRINK IN MODERATION. (Inebriation increases the likeliehood of infection from Tombolas) Gloat in the enjoyment of knowing that you have protection from the virus. With the cash you have saved on the TOMBOLA VIRUS, you can then safely buy a sports super car, Gucci handbag, the latest computer and its software/mobile phone/ Two weeks vacation in Ibiza etc , at seasonally adjusted prices. (Exhorbitant) . Happy in knowing that you didn't buy a Tombola Ticket which offered one or several of the above as one of the prizes Stick to these guidelines and you SHOULD be relatively safe! MERRY CHRISTMAS  
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