Topic: flat cat
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Mon 10/01/07 10:17 PM
One day a little girl asked her teacher about death. The teacher was a little surprised by the question from one so young.

She asked the little girl, "Why do you wanna know about death?"

The little girl said, "Cause today I found a cat in the street and I think it was dead."

"Why do you think it was dead?" the teacher asked.

"Because I bent down and pissed in it's ear and it didn't move."

"What?" the teacher exclaimed, "You did what to the cat?"

"I bent down and went "Pssssssst!" in it's ear."



:tongue: Don't be too quick to assume things.






w_tarvin's photo
Mon 10/01/07 10:25 PM
lol. I like that. It is very true.

nvrsaynvr's photo
Mon 10/01/07 10:36 PM
Never assume!!! Hard lesson to learn, but....


And you made me smile...thanks! :smile:

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Mon 10/01/07 10:56 PM
thanks for the bigsmile

blonderockermom's photo
Tue 10/02/07 02:51 AM
That was cutebigsmile

heartbrokenbaby's photo
Tue 10/02/07 04:23 AM
that was funny

coco56's photo
Tue 10/02/07 04:36 AM
laugh laugh

Jtevans's photo
Tue 10/02/07 04:43 AM
i've heard it before but it's still funny laugh laugh laugh