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One day a little girl asked her teacher about death. The teacher was a little surprised by the question from one so young.
She asked the little girl, "Why do you wanna know about death?" The little girl said, "Cause today I found a cat in the street and I think it was dead." "Why do you think it was dead?" the teacher asked. "Because I bent down and pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." "What?" the teacher exclaimed, "You did what to the cat?" "I bent down and went "Pssssssst!" in it's ear." ![]() |
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lol. I like that. It is very true.
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Never assume!!! Hard lesson to learn, but....
And you made me smile...thanks! ![]() |
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thanks for the
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That was cute
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that was funny
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i've heard it before but it's still funny
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