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uk1971
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Personal ads.......
Agrophobic seeks claustrophobic for doorstep encounters. Ugly fat dude seeks supermodel with a good sense of humour. Female.......36 22 46 1 of those is my age. Do you feel lucky punk? George Clooney lookalike seeks hot woman with visual impairment. Pessimistic man seeks depressed lady so we can share some **** times together. I'm looking for a dominant woman. Tell me to call you. Do you like dogs? Good, because I'm small, hairy and hung like a Great Dane. Man with MASSIVE c*ck seeks woman with large hen to discuss poultry farming. Small ads NEW Anti wrinkle cream for men. My scrotum has never felt smoother. Erectile problems????? Ha ha ha ha. FOUND DVD of 'Lost' Would you like 'No strings attached wild sex'? Contact my ex wife!! Worried about hair loss? You BALD bastard!!! Dog available to good home. Free prawn crackers with every delivery Want to earn money by working from home? Become a hooker. It's easy! Problems with your short term memory? Can't remember what you just read?.................. Problems with your short term memory? Wanted: One Justin Bieber ticket, and.......one shotgun AND Finally..... Sweaty from the tube? Frizzy hair and runny makeup from the rain? SHE'S got the London look.   
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