Well It's Thanksgivin again, so this year I thought I'd do somthin' different... I got up at O'dark early to go turkey huntin like my forfathers (althogh not really a hunter).. I had bought the latest gun & gear with all the camo that goes with it.., so I set out on this cold rainy morn in search of this illusive bird... After a couple hrs or more in this damn weather (freezin my arzz off) I was bout ready to give up, when all of a sudden I spotted them.. I very stealthly creeped up on'm so to get a good shot...musta been a a hunderd or more... I saw this big fat tom & carefully took aim & fired 2 maybe 3 rounds... I am sure I got him , when all of a sudden I was pounced on by 2 well armed gentlemen .... & handcuffed & taken away.. Who knew that discharging a firearm in Wal-Mart frozen meat department was illegal..

They were frozen in fear.

I know...really I was shocked too.