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Topic: Pastor & His Donkey...!!!
Nomadous Joined Sun 11/09/14 Posts: 1377	Sun 11/23/14 05:01 AM Edited by Nomadous on Sun 11/23/14 05:00 AM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day Moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

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Lol

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BrownTeaz Joined Fri 11/07/14 Posts: 58	Sat 12/13/14 10:52 AM
Indeed. He he he

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Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sun 12/14/14 01:58 AM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day Moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Oh MY!! thiz is a good one!!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sun 12/14/14 02:02 AM
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day Moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Oh MY!! thiz is a good one!!

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 12/15/14 06:39 AM
This reminds me of the story of Pastor Fuzz. Pastor Fuzz would walk some of the young ladies home after the Friday nite socials, to protect their honour. He would cut through the cornfields next to the church as a shortcut. One Friday nite, he was walking a young lady home when the local cop pulled up to the cornfield and demanded to know who was in there. "Its okay officer, I am Pastor Fuzz" "Well whoever you are, you need to come out of there right now" "Officer you don't seem to understand, I am Pastor Fuzz" "I don't care if you are knee deep in her kidneys, you gotta come out now!"