the universe and human stupidity; although I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

What stupid things have you done, I was doing 2 boiled eggs one day and I let the pan run dry, almost set the house ablaze

Yeah, don't ever try to reheat an Arby's sandwich in a microwave while they're in their original wrapper. Turns out there's aluminum foil on those suckers. Such a pretty light show.

I did that once and melted the saucepan.

I once asked a lady when the baby was due, she said, I'm not pregnant.
I almost died of embarrassment, she was a little overweight but how was I to know.

Reached inside the back of a clothes dryer, without unplugging it.
I'm still not sure if 220 volts was a good or bad feeling.
Just glad I didn't pee my pants.

i believe in people i shouldnt..
sheer stupidity

Washing windows, tried to force my "tilt out" back into the tracks, didn't have it lined up just right and BOOM, it exploded!.....Very scary.... ....

Stupid thing I did was ignore intuition and date a couple of guys despite how I felt. I learned a painful lesson when I was just starting to recover from a bad car accident; a guy I dated hit me from behind which has resulted in a life long neck injury. The others had drinking/drug problems. So; lesson learned to always trust my instincts.

Damn, can't figure why everybody wouldn't absolutely treasure a hot military babe :)

Know how you feel though. I had a smashed up hand once, crushed one of the long bones pretty badly but managed to reset it before it swelled up and got too painful to touch. Yippy, don't even need to go to a doctor.

So next day I was hanging around a bunch of idiots, yeah I know right? Those competitive types who try to establish dominance when making "friends", so I'm introduced to one and stupid me shakes his hand with my broken one. Of course the way this guy shakes someone's hand is to crush it as hard as he can whilst acting as if he doesn't know his own strength. Everybody heard the bones crunch again, hand kind of looked like a funny shape.

Tried resetting it again but too swollen and painful. You can only reset a bone easily if you do it immediately following the initial break.
Went to doctor now, got x-rayed, top of bone below knuckle is crushed and on an angle. Just ruined. Tells me can strap it up as is and let it heal a little out of shape, otherwise have to rebreak it and reset it properly.
I actually hate pain.

So yeah, hand would've been fine, now it's maimed, because I'm an idiot who went and hung around a bunch of idiots.
Happens to the best of us. Lesson learned.

It is a good thing that I am not a Human.