1) Cover your stump before you hump

2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie

4) When in doubt shroud you spout

5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9) If you go into heat, package your meat

10) Especially in December, gift wrap your member

11) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

13) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

14) No glove, no love

15) Encase that torch before you paint her porch

16) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

17) It's always funky to cage your monkey

18) Don't be a fool cover your tool

19) Can your worm before you squirm

20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

21) House your noodle then release your strudel

22) Sock that wanger before you bang her

23) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis

24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool

Don't you wag it- if you can't bag it...

wow, u had way too much time to come up with those. have u ever considered taking a job with hallmark?

LOL..I got a ton of them...Things get boring here at the Fire House on Weekends...LOL

ooooh a fireman. yummy.
i love those firman of the month calandars. steamy

LOL.AWWW the all too famous Fire Calendars....we have a few of those..

<<<<<<<<----------- a fireman b4 being a fireman was cool

kinda sounds like a song doesn't it

ohhhh. now my toes are curlin.

very funny!

2 fireman? awwww i'm in hog heaven. happier than a pig in sh*t

I sent you a list via message heather...its funny.

Yep..Firefighters...Find them Hot..Leave them em wet

wrap it, before you tap it (wasn't paying attention, did you say that one yet?)

umm,, stop with the find em hot, leave em wet.. that is like the most over used firemen's header on a profile or Quote.. its ack!

oh ya, that was funny ur post. imma go check on the ice cream. (even tho I think ice cream is gross)

Hey Cali...and your right Im a bad boy for saying that Spank me hey that might work

lol@spank me... um ok

U have my