A young NY lawyer goes on a hunting trip down in Texas. He lines up on a large buck and shoots and the injured animal runs off the property and onto the adjacent ranch.

The lawyer doesnt hesitate in climbing the fence to recover his prize. Just about then a very old cowboy shows up in a pickup and identifies himself as the offended land owner. He quickly accuses the NY lawyer of trespassing and tells him he needs to get off the property immediately.

The NY lawyer explains what happened but the elderly ranch owner doesnt want to hear it and insists that the lawyer leave immediately and leave the trophy buck where it lies and that it belongs to him now.

The lawyer begins to inform this old Texas podunct cowboy/rancher WHO he is and WHAT he is and threatens a huge lawsuit if the rancher does not allow him his trophy.

The old rancher then informs the lawyer that stuff like this is not settled in the courts down here in Texas. Here there is a 3 kick rule. Each man gets 3 kicks on the other and they exchange kicks 3 at a time until one or the other gives in.

Well, the young NY lawyer sizes up the old worn out cowboy and decides that he will take him up on the Texas form of justice. He even allows the old man the first 3 kicks.

The old cowboy plants the first boot square in the groin of the young lawyer which drops him to his knees in pain. The second boot catches the lawyer on the *** and knocks him face first into a cow patty. The third kick lands square on the jaw of the lawyer and spins him over.

Shaken and in pain the lawyer slowly gets up rubbing his bloody jaw. In pain, but able to function he says OK old man its now MY turn.

To which the old cowboy replies.... Nope I give in, you can have the damned deer.

lol

wished I could kick that high...

stay away from horses that can though ...

Good one Col.