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for giving fake identification to the police officer, claiming she was Sofia Vergara
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for repeatedly posting non-alphabetically in the "A to Z usernames" thread
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for raiding the fruit storage at the bartender's station
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for not keeping off the grass
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for posting great stuff.
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because she is so beautiful that the traffic stopped when she walked down the street and all the drivers were just staring
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For being so sweet!
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For overuse of black and white pics....
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For not telling me where's Mekay.
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For having me filtered out of her mail, so I cant tell her...
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For bein' accused of cradle-robbing.
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For breaking and entering my profile....looking for tips...
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For breaking and entering my profile....looking for tips... ![]() Nutz! Busted again. ![]() While I'm in the clink though, got time to share some o'those tips? Didn't get arrested, but WAS questioned about smuggling contraband into the Mingle hoosegow. ![]() |
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For stealing my original leather bound manuscript of May to December Romances for Dummies....
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For stealing my original leather bound manuscript of May to December Romances for Dummies.... ![]() ![]() It's not what ya think! You see, I've got this cow fetish... ![]() Popped for feeding the Zoo animals. Sentenced to probation and a 'special circumstance' provision that doesn't allow possession of bagged peanuts. |
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Edited by
Pansytilly
on
Sat 05/09/15 12:20 AM
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For stopping hiway traffic at rush hour to let the cows pass...
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Kidnapping ,
Took a cheaque for the ramsom demand ......... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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accessory to kidnapping
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Edited by
JustScribbles
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Sat 05/09/15 02:20 AM
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abductor's offshore account manager
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