I have one... cleanest arsehole around

I like flushable baby wipes with aloe vera and vitamin E... .

Oh yeah, what Continent are you on now, or is it still NA ?...the noise
was muffled by the east side of the rockies..jk I probably should have not brought it up in fear of another revolt.I mean countries are just starting to invest in us again...or is that buy us out.

I heard some Newfonies talk and they were in support of a pro seperation vote in the last referendum. Now from what I could barely understand. ..
They thought if it happend it would mean there drive to Ft McMurray would be 16 hours shorter. I have a friend in Cape Breton and he said the Newfies threw hand grenades at them! So I said "really! Whats did you guys do"? He said "we pulled the pins and threw them back"

-Back on topic:
My Mom had a douche...I just called him Dad..

I mean thats what the other kids told me it was called.
I remember been 14 and the parents were building a new house and I was packing the porcelain to the private bathroom through the master.
So I asked about the one 'box'... "Dad what's in this box"? I remember his exact reply from 1981..."Its something your mothers has wanted for a long time"..lol (that part is all true except my Dad been a "Douche" the next part...ah.. IDN) So I said.. "but I thought I get is bedroom"?...he retorted;.. "You can go to h_ll and finish nailing the deck if you want to get feed around here"!..I grabbed my hammer as I turned to the door way,thinking I'm speaking under my breath I muttered the words "Douche Bag" and he spoke out..."Its not a douche bag..its called a Bidet. *Eh??*

Yeah this one didn't have a spray hose back then but the shower head had a extended steel braided line that would reach as well.

I can see why they didn't want then WIDESPREAD in North American back then because the house work neven got done and thats about the time I had to make my own lunches.I was only 14

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Because, bidets are of french origins.

My dad told me when he was stationed in Germany in 1959-1960, something like that anyway. They went over to France and he said, it was discusting using the public toilets there, were simply holes in the street, that men and woman would stand over and just pee. Nothing more. No walls. Nothing. Bidet's coming from France? They needed them.

Can't a person just raise the toilet seat, plunk your butt down into the water, and flush?
The swirling action should do a fine job.
Not everything has to be so complicated..does it?

My dad told me when he was stationed in Germany in 1959-1960, something like that anyway. They went over to France and he said, it was discusting using the public toilets there, were simply holes in the street, that men and woman would stand over and just pee. Nothing more. No walls. Nothing. Bidet's coming from France? They needed them.

I like flushable baby wipes with aloe vera and vitamin E... .

Can't a person just raise the toilet seat, plunk your butt down into the water, and flush?
The swirling action should do a fine job.
Not everything has to be so complicated..does it?

I guess that would work fine for the ones that share their drinks with their toddlers and French kiss their rover because thats where they play and drink.

Can't a person just raise the toilet seat, plunk your butt down into the water, and flush?
The swirling action should do a fine job.
Not everything has to be so complicated..does it?

Actually they call them flushable but stop flushing them away at once.
Our drains were blocked a few months ago and it was all because of supposedly flushable baby wipes.
The plumber said he had seen loads of drains blocked because of those wipes so do yourself a favour and pop them in a little doggy bag instaed

Not on a plane you couldn't. They have those vacuum types and it wouldn't be very clever, if you get my drift.

then there was that Fellow.

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
...
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

“What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my Danglies."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

funny, my foreign friends ask why Americans are so obsessed with hygiene cuz we take showers/bathe every day. I guess thats why we dont use bidets...cuz we're cleanin the bung off other ways.
what do you think...would it be better to clean only the anus and genitals or the whole body. We probly lose our natural oils with all the bathing.