Written In Crayons... Back about twenty five or more years ago I had my first experiences with Criminal illegal's..

One night late AM was asleep and was woke up by such a loud shaking house rocking crash... that I actually shot one of my dogs by accident...

shot up half my house because of the screaming and mexican cussing.... this is Texas...you recognize this stuff but still scared the bejesus out of me.

made my way to the back of the house to the dining room where I saw an old chevette in my kitchen... they were screaming and hollering cause I shooting up my house not to mention the exhaust...dang thing was running...

I was trying to be careful but you know how it goes... my dogs were crazy and I shot one of them by accident and them dang wetbacks managed to crawl out of the wall they destroyed in the back of my kitchen...Got a piece of them but there wasn't much blood so I dont Know...

any how they had destroyed my antique GE Beerbox and killed almost all my good cactus behind my house... it was a mess...

well the Irving police came ran the tags it was stolen out of San Antonio.... so just another day in Texas... and I did manage to patch the dog back together.

WTF??

WTF is right!

It makes more sense in crayon, crazy don't translate well into text sometimes. Let me try to translate though "I'm a very important man, Mexicans admire my home decor. I love Mexicans. Like alot! If I had it my way there would be no fence! I help them enter our country as one of my super spy duties, I'm so good at my job that you know who... Gives me top secret documents! I enjoy talking about these documents on dating forums, I'm very lonely. I'm very important and I have enough tinfoil to cover a ladies head so you know who... Can't read our thoughts. I like to masturbate with cactus, my Mexican friends call me prickle prick." I think that's what the crayon writing said.

You seem like a nice enough crazy person though. I got your message about how you want me to speak for you, I'm honored! I will post what you mean when I'm able to. They are watching you btw, they told me.

Ohhhh another night is here nope full moon is gone

He wants me to tell you that he is pretty sure you are a spy for them... He requests you please turn him in to the authorities for being a spy as well as a great dancer (I'm not sure what that has to do with anything but I'm just the messenger) he also asked you to bring a pacifier when you and the other agents come, he wants a binky.

what is abienke

Colonel Knock it off... I have a business to run... you keep insinuating I am here for the women but I am being watched by my own bank... the girls know who I am and they know I love conservative talk they see me... they cant figure out what to do with me except management... management knows who pays the checks.... love the banter I am addicted... cant help it you can spin it any way you want

This thread should be in the "Jokes & Funny Stories" forum.

well that was entertaining first thing in the morning :)

I am not on any kind of GOV Dole no ssi not anything... will never accept any thing... nothing.... I will die first.//// thats why I can
say what I want have denied all Gov bennies....

you can do what you want... I have fought in court... I know... you go down your own path... not accepting GOV money is the best thing ...

HATE THE QUOTES NEVER USE,,, CAN REMEMBER EVEN THOUGH NOT ALL THERE... THEY WANT US ON WELFARE.... I DENIED SS, VA CHECKS ANYTHING....


FREEDOM.... I LOVE...LOVE... NOT GETTING US.GOV CRAP

Except it isn't funny, or entertaining.

would welcome you at the next Red Necks with Paychecks event and we will see who gets stuck in the mud. And I hope its raining Real Hard.

think there is one coming up. make sure you have all your 11 R 20 ND's
aired up.

You poor thing, OP!!! 25 years later, and you're just NOW able to publicly write about it!

Praise *Hay-Zeus* we were here for you...hopefully, this helps in your healing process.

this stuff goes on today... I was just trying to equate it to today times\ our borders are open and will make what happened to me look like Childs Play... the gangs are worse now....I see a lot.

I thought there were patriots here...

<--- Patriot, here.



It's one of the reasons I don't use
the term "wetbacks" when attempting to
make a point.

"With privilege, comes responsibility"
and all that other good schtuff that makes
Amurica great, and schtuff.

That word can get ya a timeout.

I ain't anti-migrant.

I'm anti-illegal.

I even got me an anchor brat livin in mah house.

Thanks for following me over here, simply to quote me,
all the while removing all my other words so that it
appears all I said was a derogatory word that can get
users put in time-out, yet the OP's original use of it
- and to which I'd taken exception -
has been up for 20 hours, now.

Jeez so what do you call illegal MS 13 sinaloa drug dealers???

I'm confused .... what to you call any of these thugs... law abiding citizens??/ did not just fall off the turnip truck and I was many years ago married to a beautiful eye doctor from weslaco... she... a doctor called them W......s.... what do you call them

Illegal, Alien, Trespassing, Criminal, Drug Dealing, Murdering. Prostituting,Child Molesting, Morons? do I really have to Say All Of That All The time? I quicker to say a 7 letter word... work smart not hard.