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Topic: Menopause and relationships
scttydlln Joined Thu 09/04/14 Posts: 5	Mon 09/08/14 05:59 PM
Menopause is a condition that exists in women generally in the older population of females. I theorize that long standing relationships are affected by this phenomenon. If this is the case how do we survive?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/08/14 06:17 PM
Menopause is a condition that exists in women generally in the older population of females. I theorize that long standing relationships are affected by this phenomenon. If this is the case how do we survive? This calls for popcorn.

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Mon 09/08/14 06:17 PM
To survive the spirit must b feed..true story..

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Mon 09/08/14 06:27 PM
Ha ha ha ha...lays my butcher knife down..grabs a chair

Rock Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 21258	Mon 09/08/14 06:28 PM
Menopause is a condition that exists in women generally in the older population of females. I theorize that long standing relationships are affected by this phenomenon. If this is the case how do we survive? This calls for popcorn. Ditto

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 09/08/14 06:33 PM
Wait! Someone has POPCORN!!!

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 09/08/14 06:34 PM
If this is the case how do we survive? Just my thoughts will follow here...oh wait maybe it is more than thoughts... Hide when the mood swings hit and always always say yes, right away, you are right, here's a fan would you like another? How about some ice or an air conditioner? If she snaps your head off, remember she will realize her error and if you are lucky, she will apologize.. If you think about asking her how she feels....think about a hot fire deep inside burning from the inside out...one that flares up constantly and at the most inappropriate times....think about her at her worst moment and then triple that...Pretend you know how it feels because we know for a fact that you don't have a single flippin clue!!! hmmm....what else....Oh I know... Do not complain when there are 3 or 4 fans blowing across the bed and the AC is cranked to 50 degrees and she is still laying there sweating because chances are the look she will give you is enough to kill an entire room of people....Just Sayin!! PS: Prepare to endure this as long as this thing is around...so far to my knowledge, 7 years and counting...Though the mood swings are gone...I think...or are they???

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/08/14 07:02 PM
This calls for popcorn. Ditto I have my popcorn. Now, on to the topic of putting men on pause.

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Mon 09/08/14 07:05 PM
This calls for popcorn. Ditto I have my popcorn. Now, on to the topic of putting men on pause.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 09/08/14 07:11 PM
opens the door !! runs across the room ! and jumps out of window..

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 09/08/14 07:22 PM
If this is the case how do we survive? Just my thoughts will follow here...oh wait maybe it is more than thoughts... Hide when the mood swings hit and always always say yes, right away, you are right, here's a fan would you like another? How about some ice or an air conditioner? If she snaps your head off, remember she will realize her error and if you are lucky, she will apologize.. If you think about asking her how she feels....think about a hot fire deep inside burning from the inside out...one that flares up constantly and at the most inappropriate times....think about her at her worst moment and then triple that...Pretend you know how it feels because we know for a fact that you don't have a single flippin clue!!! hmmm....what else....Oh I know... Do not complain when there are 3 or 4 fans blowing across the bed and the AC is cranked to 50 degrees and she is still laying there sweating because chances are the look she will give you is enough to kill an entire room of people....Just Sayin!! PS: Prepare to endure this as long as this thing is around...so far to my knowledge, 7 years and counting...Though the mood swings are gone...I think...or are they??? she forgot to add, there are times you just run like hell. haven't been through this yet, but watched my mom go through it and now my partner at work. there are definitely times where you need to have something urgent requiring your attention elsewhere

BrandNewJourney Joined Tue 02/25/14 Posts: 6055	Mon 09/08/14 07:35 PM Edited by BrandNewJourney on Mon 09/08/14 07:34 PM
If this is the case how do we survive? Just my thoughts will follow here...oh wait maybe it is more than thoughts... Hide when the mood swings hit and always always say yes, right away, you are right, here's a fan would you like another? How about some ice or an air conditioner? If she snaps your head off, remember she will realize her error and if you are lucky, she will apologize.. If you think about asking her how she feels....think about a hot fire deep inside burning from the inside out...one that flares up constantly and at the most inappropriate times....think about her at her worst moment and then triple that...Pretend you know how it feels because we know for a fact that you don't have a single flippin clue!!! hmmm....what else....Oh I know... Do not complain when there are 3 or 4 fans blowing across the bed and the AC is cranked to 50 degrees and she is still laying there sweating because chances are the look she will give you is enough to kill an entire room of people....Just Sayin!! PS: Prepare to endure this as long as this thing is around...so far to my knowledge, 7 years and counting...Though the mood swings are gone...I think...or are they??? she forgot to add, there are times you just run like hell. haven't been through this yet, but watched my mom go through it and now my partner at work. there are definitely times where you need to have something urgent requiring your attention elsewhere Well....In all honesty I thought about that. I also thought about what happened when my ex tried running He deserved everything I gave him that year. So glad the ex was around for the hateful mood swings.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Mon 09/08/14 07:35 PM
I believe the term is 'Survival of the Fittest' for a reason... Run... Run like hell... Dont stop...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/08/14 07:44 PM
I see its safe in here so far, no dull knives or body parts laying about the floor.. ... yet.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 09/08/14 07:51 PM
Guys...just slip into one of these, and ride out the storm. I'm serious.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/08/14 07:55 PM
Guys...just slip into one of these, and ride out the storm. I'm serious. This would offer more protection:

yellowbird50 Joined Thu 07/03/14 Posts: 1	Mon 09/08/14 08:10 PM
Menopause is not a condition. OMG it is something that happens to women and it can start as young as 30 LOL get a grip. its not life threatening its just life altering and just so you know the sex heightens for women LOL why don't you discuss this with your mom.

mrld_ii Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 1410	Mon 09/08/14 08:23 PM
Awwwww, OPie just man up and buck up... ...like all the men in your family tree have done for the past 200,000 years, which has allowed you to even BE here, to worry about it, now. You're welcome.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 09/08/14 08:29 PM
Menopause is not a condition. OMG it is something that happens to women and it can start as young as 30 LOL get a grip. its not life threatening Don't be too sure, about that.

TawtStrat Joined Fri 11/16/12 Posts: 3581	Mon 09/08/14 10:51 PM
Trade her in for a younger model? Well, as BNJ said, only a wimp could put up with it. Millions of years of natural selection gave me this midlife crisis.