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There was a man and a women sitting in a retirement home completly bored with nothing to do.
The man says to the woman "I bet you can't guess how old I am". The woman says "Sure I can, unzip your fly" So the man unzips his fly and the woman reaches in and feels around for a minute, pulls her hand out and says "You're 83 years old" "Thats amazing!!" exclaims the man, "How could you tell?" She says "You told me yesterday" |
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too funny
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awe to cute
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3 OLD COOTS WERE SITTIN IN THE NURSING HOME
THE 1 IN HIS 70s SAID BOY I WISH I COULD PEE LIKE I USED TOO. THE 1 IN HIS 80s SAID BOY I WISH I COULD HAVE A BOWEL MVMT LIKE I USED TOO! THE 1 IN HIS 90s SAID,I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YOUNGINS 7:00AM EVERYDAY I PEE 8:30AM EVERYDAY I HAVE A HEALTHY BOWEL MVMT. I WISH I COULD GET OUTTA BED BEFORE 10:00AM |
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