Topic: I fell off a paddle boat tonight, dressed like a pirate.
FunnyJ's photo
Mon 09/01/14 12:03 AM
It's a long story but another comic and I got bored until we found a couple pirate costumes and thought "might as well put these on and go do some pirate s**t on that lake where people rent paddle boats." So we got our first uh I'll call it a pirate ship (paddle boat) and went out on the high lakes, we spotted our first booty packed vessel and went to pillage but when we got to the boat we learned the flaw in our plan, paddle boats be mighty unstable to stand up in (you gotta stand up, it doesn't have the same effect to be sitting and doing pirate activity) so into the water with my first mate and I. The rescuers came and said "are you guys ok? Wait why are you both dressed like pirates?" I'm now banned from the lake across the street from the hotel I'm staying at (not that I care I don't live in this city and I'm not big on paddle boats, especially after this.) But when we returned the costumes to the comedy club we learned just how expensive they are, they aren't ruined but very expensive. It was hilarious though, everyone laughed and that makes it a good night, what can I say I'm an entertainer! drinker rofl

Rock's photo
Mon 09/01/14 12:18 AM
:laughing:

Datwasntme's photo
Mon 09/01/14 01:23 AM
Edited by Datwasntme on Mon 09/01/14 01:25 AM


does sound like a fun night for sure though : )

FunnyJ's photo
Mon 09/01/14 01:40 AM



does sound like a fun night for sure though : )
By far the best part was when they kicked us out we kept in character "sir you have to leave, you are now banned" "aaaarrrr, you serious?" "sir please pick up your sword and go" "you're a kind native," "I'm from Alaska sir" "shiver me timbers, that's a long way away" they couldn't stop laughing even as they kicked us out!

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Mon 09/01/14 02:02 AM
I think I hit something in the water, god I hope it wasn't a duck.