nice kitty*rubs kitty's head*

((((((((((((((Tom))))))))))))))

Meowwwwwwwwwwww Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh, good grief, people! I hear the sound of feathers flying...CHICKENS! I'll take a crack at this...

Tom: I think this is attention seeking and FURTHERMORE......

I wish I had started it! There's GOT to be tons of stuff folks could bash me about for being an Arkansan!

There are tons of things I could think of. But I guess my poultry sense of humour might give you the bird and I may have to just wing it.

Yeah, whatever, Tom..........

The USA has had a president who hailed from Arkansas, so there! Oh wait..........that's not exactly a GREAT accomplishment....and we may even have another president from here.... now...whatta you got to say about that???

When Bill Clinton was President of The United States, an aide placed a piece of paper on his desk.
“What’s that?” Clinton asked.”
“It’s an abortion bill, Mr President,” the aide said.
Clinton replied,
“All right, just go ahead and pay the damn thing.

Lol good one

Quit it tom. You're tempting me! The voices in my head are giggling. What do you want me to bash? Sex? Age? Where you're from? Religious preference? Height? Shoe size? The reason you were banished from england to an arabic country like germany? Stop it you voices!

Well, OK, I gotta give you that one, Tom.
Kidding aside..........you know I love you to death and can't think of anyone I'd rather give a good ole Arkansas "atta boy!" to...............

Night, all................

Sex - Yes

Age - Over 21

Religious Preference - Not Islam

Height - Not Afraid of it.

Shoe size - You know what they say about the size of a mans shoe.

Reason for being banned - Mental Instability.

I won't stoop as low as name calling cause a guy has to have some standards and its against jsh rule #4. I won't hit below the belt. Ok here goes... Some say toms a little kinky. I told them no tom is a little daft. They asked me how do you figure that? I said kinky is tickling with a feather. Toms daft. he uses the whole chicken!

Insanity? Heck!! I would have been banned a year ago for that!

That was unfair.















































































You have a fowl sense of humour.

So do you have a lot of "why did the chicken cross the autobahn" jokes?

Just the one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the autobahn?

A: To get a closer look at the 220 kmh Porsche!!

So I'm living in neu isenburg germany tom outside of frankfort. One of my freinds comes over from the united states for a surprise visit. And he gets a rental car and blows the surprise when he immediately gets lost cause he can't read the road signs and calls me. He says "man I'm really lost!" I say "well where are you at?" he says "I'm at awsfart!" (ausfahrt) I say "awsfart?" laughing hysterically. He says "yeh I'm at awsfart. Must be a big city. I've been driving for an hour now and every exit sign says awsfart." with tears pouring out of my eyes I say "dude, I will be right there to get ya."

For everyone else? All exit signs in germany say ausfahrt. That's german for exit. Einfahrt is entrance.

So what are we bashing in here?

Hey Big....you and me's gotta talk!!!!!!!